Was falling down a rabbit hole of watching police interviews. So I thought I'd do something healthier for my brain. I sat down to write a song.

I wanted to explore some of the indignant denials you hear in some of these police interviews. Even as the evidence stacks up, they just deny it and deny they have anything to do with it.

Stray cat strut? The cat came back? Hit the road. Jack? Crabbukkit? Could even be Hitching a Ride. Maybe. But they got a turn, it's mine now.

Don't know what you think you got but you got nothing on me

-Jazzy kazoo-

There's no evidence Nothing to see

-Again, with the kazoo-

There's no prints No DNA

-…Kazoo…-

I'm innocent now go away!

-Frustrated kazoo-

You can make your accusations You have no proof at all I have never taken anything Not even your ball-point-pen

I've got three alibis

-Confident kazoo-

Check the cameras outside and inside

-Cinematic kazoo-

All I have is this pen I came in with

-Literary kazoo-

You're just mixed up because it has your name on it

-indignant kazoo-

Oh come on. You must have 1,000 pens Considering all the interest your bank ranks in I don't know why you're making such a big deal I suppose there's more than just this pen I want to steal

This is a stick up nobody move

-Robber kazoo-

This is the Bank Robbery Groove

-Groove kazoo-

Money and jewels, you'll kindly remove

-Oh no grandma's ring kazoo-

Hand it over, it's the bank Robbery Groove.

• Bank Robbery Groove Kazoo-