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Day 11 - Summer Solstice

My husband went down to Stonehenge last year to see the summer a'coming in (I declined to go, obviously) and this is what he told me it what was like, though I may have changed his version for the sake of the story :)

Spent far too long on this, without nailing it. -yet! I am not finished yet this FAWM, two or three left to do for this concept, then very open to collabs etc

Please note that I mispronounce the word 'artisanal' deliberately for comic effect.

Going down to Stonehenge where I'll have myself a time Cannot wait to get there and then have to stand in line At Druidic artisanal popup burger van, Dancing to a techno DJ as you miss the sun rise,

Going down to Stonehenge, going to have myself a time Friendly spirits everywhere, tripping out of their minds

When Druids dreamt of Solstice, this cannot be what they meant - Taking legal highs inside a giant circus tent With all these ‘Double pushchairs double parked on lay-lines’ people; Not the best idea but then again not total evil

Dilute Tesco’s Finest wine as main part of nature ritual Afterwards go litter picking, all things being equal With these Clapham Common People banging on their prayer gongs Embracing Nature’s cycle seems as loud as it is wrong, wrong, Wrong.