This is helping me cope with our political situatation.

A Noun, a Verb, and Affordability, Mike Delaney 2/9/25

I can see how this is going to go I can imagine the campaign messages As they try to re-own the Libs With outrageous speechy passages Trying to regain momentum Relying on mega-billionaire funded agility Always re-repeating… A noun, a verb, and affordability

Chorus: A noun, a verb, and “affordability” That will be the heart of every GOP speech A noun, a verb, and “affordability” As they posture and entreat and preach They may sound like they truly care But we see they lack the capability As they claim they’ll save us with… A noun, a verb, and “affordability”

Affordability is a Democrat hoax That’s what the orange man said But everything I purchase Puts me deeper in the red My credit cards are maxed out So, please excuse my hostility When all I hear is… A noun, a verb, and affordability

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It started back in COVID When you know who was our Prez Instead of dealing with it properly It’ll fade out is what he sez Take ivermectin and drink bleach Got us massive inflation from his futility Now they think they can win with… A noun, a verb, and affordability

Bridge: TACO Tariffs have made it even worse We must hold them accountable for their inability Tell them you can’t help us commoners with just… A noun, a verb, and affordability

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