#fuc #comedy #antivalentine

I have written one or more antivalentines every year for FAWM now, despite being in a happy relationship for all that time. The idea for this came to me while I out and about, and i desperately wanted to get it up today while the world was pink, so a last minute addition - maybe not CET, but GMT and further west should be fine. So the vocal is a little wobbly, but I like this enough to consider it a possible repalcement for Day 5 of my concept this uear. Some lyrical wordplay in here that amuses me greatly. Helps that I am not easily shocked or consider very little distasteful!

Evert year I promise to release an album of the anti-valentines. I will this year, I think!

J$

I know that buying presents can be challenging and hard So I never expect them. At least you got me a card But it’s a sorry for your bereavement one for a parent who’s lost child With the text all crossed out and replaced with crayon smiles

You also got me present, it must’ve came straight from your heart Cos no-one else would think of it, you are a breed apart Have to say I like it ,oh you sexy little tease Though I was not expecting a venereal disease

(You got me VD. You got me VD) Dont tell me where you got it from, don't want to ruin the surprise (An STD for a present on this VD) The colour really suits me and it is the perfect size (You got me VD. You got me VD) I suspect this is a one off and there wont be one next year (An STD on this Valentines Day) By this time next February, you will have disappeared