Had lots of fun writing this song which is a pretty good account of this weekly chore. I really do wish Steve would stop buying iceberg lettuce. #piano #polka #veggie

Time to make the midday meal for all the days to come 2/4/6/8 portions, will that be enough Take out all the Tupperware, have I fed the kids Open up the door to find I haven't got the lids

Shop has been a failure, fridge is looking bare Why did he buy iceberg, romaine is way better Take a bed of lettuce add a quarter of a tom sprinkling of cucumber and the basics they are done

A million salads x3, have got to be made, today

Gotta make these salads more interesting to eat Stave off all that hunger with some protein that's not meat Homemade hummus, guacamole, smokey tofu sticks Oh my god its chaos, things are escalating quick

Finally I finish and the week is looking good Maximised my health don't have to think about my food One thing that I must not do no matter what the lag Don't forget to pack the million salads in my bag