Celebrity Valentine (Dear Emily Blunt)
Skirmish: Celebrity Valentine (@bunga)
Liner Notes
Lyrics
Dear Emily Blunt I love you I don't care who you're married to If I met you I'd be scared to tell you I'd clam up and I wouldn't say anything
Dear Emily Blunt I know it Though it's too late for me to show it If we met in person I'm sure I woulda blown it I'd be shy and I'm Too old anyway
You married Jim from The Office He seems like a good guy, I guess I hope he's treating you right but I Don't like the way he treated Dwight
Sure Dwight could be a little pathetic But I found Jim a little bit unsympathetic I'll tell everybody I know that Jim was the villain of that show Jim was the villain of that show Jim was the villain of that show
Dear Emily Blunt I love you
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Hahahaha love the jabs at Jim!! A great way to frame a celebrity crush song. Wish I was on this skirmish, sounds like fun.
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Getting a lovely Tom Petty vibe to this. Catchy stuff indeed and very suitable for the prompt. Good job
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Take that, Jim! Layering the "Jim was the villain" and the "Dear Emily Blunt" line at the end is inspired. It's funny how the things you love about Emily Blunt feel dwarfed by the seething jealousy toward Jim form the Office, haha