#silly #whimsy #poppy #onetake You can imagine your own celebrity for this...

Call the fashion police, I’ve seen it all now Orange hat with those slacks? I don’t think so, mmm hmm, no how

Call the fashion police, a crime’s been committed Avert your eyes, That suit’s not even fitted It’s off the peg, he looks like a scotch egg Perhaps it’s part of a dare? Looks he don’t even care Call the fashion police A crime’s been committed

And him Hollywood royalty? What’s the world coming to? Call the fashion police, this looks quite serious The hideous contrast in garments is making me delirious

Tell me it’s AI generated and I’ll smile and understand Just don’t try to tell me that the outfit was planned What’s the world coming to, we have reached the depths This is just something we cannot accept

Call the fashion police, call the fashion police He should be locked away, and never released Call the fashion police

(c) words and music G Todd 2026