Oh, Festivus!
by @geercom
Skirmish: Timewarp Tuesday: Holiday... (@dudachris)Lyrics
Oh, Festivus!
Your aluminum pole stands tall and bare No lights or tinsel, we don't care 'Gather 'round for dinner, then complain, Air your grievance, drive George insane!
Oh, Festivus! You're the day for the rest of us You show the worst and best of us Rock on, oh, Festivus!
'Got a lot of problems with people today Disappointments stacked high and away But the feats of strength ain't done until Frank Costanza's pinned, and his guts are spilled
[Repeat Chorus]
[Bridge]
It's not over 'til I say it's done No miracles here for anyone December twenty-third, we celebrate The grievances we love to hate
[Repeat Chorus]
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Yeeeeessss!! Brilliant! That'll be fun for whoever gets to hear you!
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Thank you so much.
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Gotta love a good Seinfeld reference. It's awesome you wrote this in an hour
Thanks. I try.
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Oh this is a fantastic write! I hope someone takes it up for music cuz its seems a an easily navigable set of lyrics for it. Love that Festivus made an appearance!