FAWM: "A Hundred Duck-Sized Horses"

A Hundred Duck-Sized Horses

Lyrics

A Hundred Duck-Sized Horses (Dargan)

A				G

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck D A Or a hundred duck-sized horses? A G Holding your own till you’re out of luck D A With no help from the special forces

E D A The mighty duck with its deadly bill E D A Chomping on you if you dare stand still D E Reach for your gun, reach for your sword D/F# E/G# Jump on a boat, throw him overboard

A				G

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck D A Or a hundred duck-sized horses? A G Holding your own till you’re out of luck D A With no help from the special forces

E D A Those tiny horses charging you E D A Biting your knees if you let them through D E Reach for your sword, reach for your gun D/F# E/G# Gaining on you if you try to outrun

CHORUS
CHORUS

F#m G#m A B Maybe, just maybe, the answer is neither… F#m G#m A B Maybe, just maybe, the answer is no…

Comments

@consolidated 6d

Brilliant as usual! Bold chorus kicking this off. Then riding out over the bridge, dig it! In the video you’re standing on a wind swept mountain overlooking a pastoral scene of ducks and horses crashing about.

@nathansurles 1w

This is cracking me up so much. This totally the sort of music FAWM needs. Really great work! I’m going to choose to fight a giant duck. I’ll let you know how it goes.

@rockstarsmd 6d

You're gonna kick that giant duck's arse...

@bethkille 1w

Yaaaass! I laughed out loud at the biting your knees line. This is the best. I love the "would you rather" game! I feel like this would be a huge GRC hit. But I also love the serious subtext in that outro. This is seriously brilliant. Your singing is lovely as always too.