#skirmish @omnichord #improv #silly

I wrote a novel last month for funsies and due to a mistype of "cave" as "cafe" I decided to add a few scenes of "Dave's Cave and Cafe". Maybe Shmeldavin is a better name for that cave?

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Halfway up the mountain Covered in snow, why did you go this way?? You'll find a little outcrop of rock And right at the end of it is a little cave

And inside you'll finally feel alive 'Cause it's full of hot springs And you feel your blood finally starting to thaw

Oh, welcome to Shmeldavin! It's like heaven, except it's mostly hot springs and a little cafe It's run by Devin, he'll help you with anything you need to make your stay And don't worry how you're gonna pay 'Cause he takes all major credit cards And it's not an arm and a leg I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay here at Shmeldavin, just stay!

And you know that breakfast in bed starts at strictly 8am I hope you're ready for him, 'Cause he'll just come in! And he's got all the keys o.o But where else were you gonna stay halfway up Mount Everest? It's too cold to go outside So why not stay here for all of time? Here at Shmeldavin Cave!

The cafe's got lots of little board games and there are lots of other people trapped here by the snow so you know! There's always gonna be someone who wants to play a little Cranium Or maybe Pictionary? And you know it's gonna be so fun when you stay here at Shmeldavin, the closest thing to Heaven Come on in, Devin will take good care of you! It's gonna be so fun up here!

Why would you go outside when inside's so good Why would you go back outside while inside's so good Why would you go back outside while inside's so good Why would you go back outside while inside's so good??

Here at Shmeldavin Cave <3