Bull#$@% in a Blue Suit
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Liner Notes
Caution! If you feel a red hat decorated with four-letters is a fashion statement, this is not the song for you.
On the musical side, this song is in F# because I've never done a song in F# before so why not!
Lyrics
His truth is hardly social His facts need to be checked He is blindly followed By a rabid sect
He's bullshit in a blue suit Hiding from a law suit Bullshit in a blue suit While half a nation cries
He needs a great big ballroom To give room for his balls Will anybody dance him in his gilded halls
He's bullshit in a blue suit Hiding from a law suit Bullshit in a blue suit While half a nation cries
He sends ICE to fan the flames of the nation Turning peaceful cities into conflagration If someone doesn't yield when the mask says so They don't think twice - shoot to kill
Secrets in the bathroom As he rides the island plane Little girls on offer Which is really quite insane
He's bullshit in a blue suit Hiding from a law suit Bullshit in a blue suit While half a nation cries
Puffy painted face Atop a blood-red tie He called reporters piggy But belongs in a sty
He's bullshit in a blue suit Hiding from a law suit Bullshit in a blue suit While half a nation cries
Comments
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Thanks Paul. I decided to let it rip and have fun at the idiot's expense. Not that he will ever know, but it's still cathartic.
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Catchy! Pretty upbeat, that would really irritate him. 😄 You packed a lot into those lyrics, very well done.
Thanks for checking out my protest song. The idea of irritating him suggests that he has feelings. Well, he does have a short temper, doesn't he?
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Neat song! I guess you wrote both the music and the lyrics - good stuff - Clever rhyme and the rhythm keeps the song truckin' - well done!
Yes, I'm responsible for words and music. Maybe I shouldn't admit that. It could make it difficult to cross into the States although I plan to avoid that for the foreseeable future.
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Liked it even more this time around. Check out my take on the subject. "Guess Who?" Thanks for sharing.
Thanks Doug. Glad that it merited a second spin.
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Couldn't help but chuckle! Agree with the comment on the bounciness, it is very catchy. I don't think I've ever done a song in F#, it sounds scary but the results sound great.
Glad you liked my bullshit. Thanks for the visit and comment. If you think F# is nasty, I once wrote a song in Ab where the main chords are Ab, Db and Eb. Of course I also included some appropriate minor chords and an out-of-key chord for spice.
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Great lyrics! I love the bounciness of the “bullshit in a blue suit” line. Well done!
Thanks Russ. Glad you like my bit of rebellion.
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Great lyrics- it’s amazing how we can capture our anxieties in a comedy song. Well done!