#pop if you you squint at it right #antivalentine Day 5 - Valentine's Day

Or, "What to do if your partner rants a bit too madly about the evils of capitalism"

You came in raging at these middle class foibles, all the Money that is wasted on crap gifts and restaurant tables You are going crazy with Cupid’s quarrel of arrows All these fools are gonna pay for monetizing happy

I may have sent you card ,but do not shoot the messenger You see, I do not disagree, so please don’t not take it out on me Could I be permitted to avoid your valentines massacre? 'Cos I would like to wake up on the 15th with hangover

Why are you like this? So much rage and bitter anger I'm a Stowaway, a passenger, an Innocent bystander I don’t understand you - and It feels underhand to Express my love for you like I’m leading capitalist coup

All I want to say, In my own special way and In the common vernacular, is you’re f-ing spectacular But that seems to set some dangerous parameters So please can I be exempt from your valentines massacre?

Actually, please include me in your retributive justice? Turns out I'm a hypocrite, the very worst thing that I can be If somehow I live on, I'll only act as an ambassador For balance for the greater good -So better I get massacred

Burp.