Wrote this one early in the month after the dog knocked over her water bowl again and just stood there looking at me like it was my fault. Dumbass.

Thanks for listening. God bless the United States of America.

— PatriotFromTexasUSA

Verse: Fat bitch - you are the worst dog I've ever had Fat bitch - you are an insult to your race Fat bitch - a pest on four legs really Fat bitch - drooling like a baby in a bus

Chorus: Who's a good girl? Well obviously not you If it was winter and cold I would make mittens out of you Piece of dirt

Bridge:

The Beatles did have some good ideas regarding dogs and cars (X2)

Chorus

• and still I love you doggy