The Jax
by @derekburle
Challenge: MADE-UP WORDSLiner Notes
This week's made-up word challenge got me thinking about making up a new place. Something like Atlantis perhaps? What if there was a secret 6th borough in NYC? What if it was just the best? You have the Bronx, you have Queens, now you've got The Jax.
Lyrics
Let me tell ya about a special place passed 220 on the train
Secret 6th burrow you’ve heard about rent is controlled and Mumdani hangs out
Break
Egg and cheese still 3 dollars every bodega is open 24hrs
Got more gems that DB Cooper every building has a good super
Ya know I’m Spitting true facts I’m talkin bout the Jax New York's secret borough number 6 That’s where I get my kicks
Public parks are insane Every brunch has complimentary champagne
Well marked bike lanes will be guarding ya And its 20 minutes to La Guardia
Minimum wage kept up with inflation Cheapest healthcare in the nation
Sanctuary city, no duh Ice gets stomped, ya we’re watching ya
Ya know I’m Spitting true facts I’m talkin bout the Jax New York's secret borough number 6 That’s where I get my kicks
Comments
Thanks @andpow81! I had a blast writing this one. I wish it existed, too. Someday!
I love how it sounds like 80s hip hop nut is talking about modern times
Thanks @mjv! I was really channeling my 2nd hand knowledge of NYC and love of Beastie Boys and RunDMC
This is amazing! I love the line "Ya know I’m Spitting true facts / I’m talkin bout the Jax", it just fits so perfectly in the vibe and the concept. I wish such a place really existed!