FAWM: "Tiny Little Baby Bump"

Tiny Little Baby Bump

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Liner Notes

Been struggling with a tiny little issue the last few weeks so I decided to write a stoopid little ditty(badum-tiss) about it. The progression is partially inspired by a song by The Pogues.

#acoustic #folk #indiefolk #comedy #irish #silly #singersongwriter #girlwithguitar #guitar

Lyrics

A Little baby bud is hanging down Melting my mood to a frown A little baby bud is what I feel Ruining my famous healthy Seal

It hurts when I sit down It hurts when I go That tiny little baby bump I dearly loathe you so I’m drinking so much water To help me cure the pain This god damn little hemorrhoid is driving me insane

Every time I sit down on the throne It feels like I’m passing a stone Even though I haven’t strained a bit Hurts every time I take a shit

Comments

@writeandwrong 6d

Awww!!! First of all, CONGRATULATIONS!!🎊 👶 🎉 My daughters just got married so no grandkids yet, but I remember being pregnant with my daughters very well lol This too shall pass and get as much sleep now as you can because you will need your rest for this new bundle of joy coming into the world! But yes, I felt every line in your lyric. Every stage is something new, right? It will forever be this way for you and your little one. Enjoy every minute as hard as it can be sometimes! 🐻 👣 🤱