#SteelyDan #DonaldFagen I'm not sure this really has the SD vibe, but I duno what else to call it. This is actually a true story of a visit to Singapore and the famous Raffles hotel, the bar where they invented the Singapore sling. The doorman Raj was quite a character.

Drinking all night at the bar at The Raffles I've begun to lose count of ALL those Singapore slings That storm by the door's been giving me the eyeball That look says she'll do Almost anything

The doorman Raj said Sahib you'd best be cautious The ladies round here can all be quite precise It's not very clear what's the major danger The taste of milk and honey Or the vision of paradise

Next thing I know I'm there in the penthouse I don't even really wanna know what all this cost Steam from the sauna been fogging up these mirrors Leave all the lights on, darlin' let's get lost

The doorman Raj said Sahib you'd best be cautious The ladies round here can all be quite precise It's not very clear what's the major danger The taste of milk and honey Or the vision of Paradise

(Solo)

The moral of the story is beware of disaster And this one's no exception let me just say Empty bottles of Moet & Chandon everywhere She's long gone but the bill's surely on its way It's here to stay

The doorman Raj said Sahib you'd best be cautious The ladies round here can all be quite precise It's not very clear what's the major danger The taste of milk and honey Or the vision of paradise