I don't know where I was going with this, I had an ear worm. But its loosely based on Ricky Nelson's Garden Party

I went to a garden party to reminisce with my old friends a chance to share old memories and try to make amends

A few drinks down at the party No one knew my name, no one recognized me, You didn't look the same

But its, alright now this may not end well You see I, spat in the punchbowl today and I think I'm goin' to hell

little cups on the table so carefully arranged, nasturtiums floating in pink and I'm a bit deranged

if you see your X at the party the smell of deceit is in the air you can show how much you care, by spitting in there....

But its, alright now this may not end well You see I, spat in the punchbowl today and I think I'm goin' to hell

people gasped from miles around they didn't know what to do I ran out the back gate the neighbor's yard I cut through

When I got to the corner I turned to my surprise they were comin' at me with anger in their eyes

But its, alright now this may not end well You see I, spat in the punchbowl today and I think I'm goin' to hell