in another parody of a parody, Percy Jackson asserts his role as a fantasy character. But his friends disagree.
Percy: I think since I'm the top demigod, I can do whatever I want.
Grover: Well, that's just crazy talk.
Percy: I don't care! And besides, Harry Potter sucks! (a cop comes up to him)
Cop: Hey, saying Harry Potter sucks is against the law! You're coming with me, bub!
Percy: Oh no you don't...you can't touch me! (song turns on) Can't touch me! Can't touch me! Can't touch me! Can't touch me! Just just just just just like the bad guy from Doctor Mighty II, I'm so much better, so Potter, you can't sue! I can summon sharknadoes and flood up the streets; I can misbehave and not give a crap and punch your brother in the face! Can't touch me! Can't touch me! (does a crazy dance)
Luke: What on earth is he doing?
Percy: Can't touch me!
Annabeth: I believe that's the snake.
Percy: Stop! Percy Time! I'm a demigod, there's no doubt; light a fire and I'll squirt it out! Don't like it? Kiss my sword! Just for a minute, let's all do the jump! (random characters come out and jump around) Yeah, do the Percy Jackson jump! Can't touch me! I'm the son of Poseidon, wise girls think I'm hot; don't care if your book is #1 cause I will take your spot! I kick it around the world, from Camp Half-Blood to King's Landing! It's Percy go, Percy jam, Percy rocks, let's see Potter rap like this! Can't touch me! (song ends. everyone stares at him with shock, including Annabeth) Except for you, Annabeth, you can touch me. (she slaps him)