Let’s get a trophy for the spammer!
Now… Introducing our Presidential model:
When you’re in the doghouse
For conduct unbecoming
Move over, Rover
You’re in the clover
This has indoor plumbing!*
A bachelor pad with WiFi**
No need to cease your tweeting
A benefit to think about:
No one sees what you’re eating!
So when a night on the town turns into a night on the lawn, no worries! EasyShed has your back.
EasyShed. The other White House.
*Glass jar not included.
**WiFi depends on proximity to actual White House
(Cue ‘unsolicited’ customer testimonial)
“EasyShed is the biggest, the most beautiful shed ever. Everybody’s been saying it. So I did collaborate, but there’s no collusion! Why aren’t they investigating Crooked Hillary’s shed?”
(Thanks to @regis, whose comment I crucio’d because it belongs up here!)