I could have gone out drinking with my fellow engineers after another day of out of town training, but this was definitely the better way to spend the evening (apologies to the other guests of my hotel).
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Get those spiders off the street?
Worship Satan in your yard?
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Assembles in five easy steps
One screwdriver with a phillip’s head
Is all you need to build your EasyShed
Holds your rakes or holds your car
Store your birds or your guitar
Any size that you could need
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Metro home delivery free to you
On orders over five hundred dollarydoos
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Made with pride in Austral-I-A
If you pass on this you’d best be dead
'cause everybody needs an EasyShed!