It's pretty self-explanatory. Sorry about the cold.
Guest vocal: Laura Shafer
If you’ve got
not a single thing to say,
not a single thing to say:
Say it anyway.
You’re caught by an irrational desire to share.
just another drop of nothing
in the sea of
I don't care.
If one is good,
then how 'bout 3 or 4?
Then how about 3 or 4?
There's always room for more.
Don't dare to stop and think about what you're about to do.
It's like the tickle in your nose before you go achooo!
All you want to be is viral,
And I don't mean the flu.
So. . .
How about a kitty video?
How 'bout another kitty video?
How 'bout another. . .
kitty, puppy, baby, epic failure, makes-you-cry
or prank a friend or, better, prank somebody you don't know?
I want to start a channel
all about the folks who want to
start a channel about people who watch
people eating pie.
I photograph myself.
I photograph my pet,
my food, my clothes,
‘cause isn't it amazing that
my life is passing by?
Well, no it isn’t really
but who cares?
That's just the shiz I'm in,
so devil-come-what-may. . . .
Beckett, Ionesco, Hugo Ball or Jean Genet
or Man Ray saw the Web they'd say, "it's like the Voltaire Cabaret!"
* * * *
You could be solving
strings of mad equations that would
Save the planet, cure the next disease. Go plant some trees!
The world's evolving
Wouldn't you like to get some folks together, shoot the breeze,
not shoot at all and get some peace. . . ?
* * * *
(But why, when you can
take another movie of your doggie
or retweet a crazy rumor that brings Twitter to its knees?)
Now is not a time for meditation or deliberation,
just a knee-jerk by a jerk that's needing to be heard.
Multiplied a million and a billion and a zillion times,
the times are changing to a worldwide spew of the absurd.
This is so META!!!!!
It's quantity not quality. It's media digestion,
no reflection and the misdirection's beating on a drum.
A chain reaction
'til we're factions
wondering what we're distracted from. . . .
Don't want this song to end.
But that's okay
'cause there's another one in line
right after mine! That you should try.
I gotta go.
Don't forget to like me or to heart me or to friend me.
Or better yet say something that will easily offend me.
Then we can start a flame war and our metascore
will truly soar.
And what is more important we'll get corporate endorsement.
And don't forget to comment down below!