I'm so crazy right now, it's becoming slightly worrying. But, look, another song! I thought I would have a harder time with this one, but it was actually supereasy. I had to put a bunch of dialogue (mostly ad-libbed) in there, so I figured that any singing would be done by a choir. Sorry if the sword sound foley isn't very good. I tried my best with banging on a pot lid with a metal spoon and tweaking it a it. But, yeah, that's supposed to be a sword fight. I imagine my neighbors must be frightened/curious as to the sounds coming from my house. I made a lot of sounds.
P.S. I threw in a quote from "Captain Phillips", that movie with Tom Hanks because it fit so beautifully. Also, remember Eona's prayer and Shando's prayer from "Blood Sacrifice"? I brought them back. Oh, and Mr. Pickles FTW!
And the story continues.........
After "A Kind of Truth", we know that everything has gone pear-shaped. General Shando murdered Elder Mayjiss and Elder Arniss, inciting a war between the two tribes of the planet, the Red Tribe and the Blue Tribe. Eona, Captain Torpsulai, First Officer Cruz, and the crew of the U.S.S. Fabulous are caught in the middle of everything. How will our heroes fare????
SHANDO: Warriors! It is time to rid ourselves of the Blue Tribe once and for all! This is WAR!
TORPSULAI: This is not a fun field trip.
CRUZ: Now would be a good time to release those killbots, sir!
TORPSULAI: They're not working! I'm pressing the button! (What?!) It's not working!
CRUZ: Where did you buy this crap?
TORPSULAI: I got them free with purchase of the holographic cheerleaders.
CRUZ: Oh my god....
TORPSULAI: They've surrounded the Fabulous! Oh my god, they're trying to tear up the ship! Cruz, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do, Cruz?!!!
CRUZ: Get a hold of yourself!
TORPSULAI: Oh my god....
CRUZ: Look at me, Torpsulai!
CRUZ: Look at me!
CRUZ: I am the captain now! And I'm gonna get us out of this!
CRUZ: Cruz to the Fabulous! Come in!
MR. PICKLES: Meow!
CRUZ: Mr. Pickles, get the ship out of here!
MR. PICKLES: Meow?
CRUZ: Meet us three miles north! There's a rock formation that looks like a happy face! Can you do that?
MR. PICKLES: Meow, meow!
(The U.S.S. Fabulous takes off)
CRUZ: Move your ass! Let's get out of here!
CRUZ: I see Eona. Let's bring her with us! Come on!
(Cruz goes to Eona, who is kneeling next to the body of Elder Mayjiss))
CRUZ: Eona, we don't have a lot of time! We gotta go now!
EONA: I can't. I have some unfinished business. Leave me. Get off this planet while you can!
CRUZ: No, you're gonna die!
EONA: Then I die!
SHANDO: Not so fast, you heathens! I will enjoy spilling your blood!
EONA: Cruz, Torpsulai, I'll hold him off! Leave now!
CRUZ: Good luck, Eona. And thank you.
EONA: No, thank YOU for helping me to remember who I am. Now go!
(Cruz and Torspsulai run off, headed north to the rendezvous point)
EONA: Now, where was I?
SHANDO: You're gonna try to kill me? Hahaha! And you're gonna fail! And I'll tell you why: I am stronger than you. I am trained for this! I have killed so many people. I've been waiting to do this for ten years!
EONA: Lord, if you're there, I beseech thee, grant me strength so that I cannot fail.
SHANDO: You dare talk to our god? After what you have said? After what you have done? You're not worthy of him.
EONA: Oh, please, spare me! You used Him as an excuse to kill whoever you wanted!
SHANDO: It's just a perk of the job!
EONA: You killed my father!
SHANDO: I should have done it years ago, that old fool!
(Eona and Shando draw swords and fight!)
SHANDO: You stupid girl! Any last words?
EONA: Yes. Go to hell!
(Eona deals a fatal blow to Shando.)
EONA: In the name of the Death God, I commit this blood to the soil. May the land be ever fruitful...
EONA: ....so that we may continue living under his Red Eye.
(Eona deals the killing blow, spreading Shando's blood all over the ground. She collapses from injury and exhaustion.)