A song about The Rationals™.
Featuring a bomber-ass verse from Thom Avella
This one goes out to the rationals, the skeptics, the centrists
All you internet warriors
In the fuckin... culture war?
Yeah show those SJWs who's boss, huh?
You're a smart boy huh?
Yeah you know everything you need to
Eyy, I heard that you like facts
Over feelings, but the arguments you're dealing are wack
And I wonder if these facts follow you in your dreams
Just like AOC in all your fantasies
Got your own dictionary, with the words you don't like
Torn out, so entitled to being right by virtue
Of being you, you believe it and I don't know how
*Basically anti-fascism is fascism now*
I know you think biology's the nature of the pronoun
But just because you say it doesn't mean that it is profound
Nor does it make it true, dude there's whole fields of study
That contradict what you say, oh but I thought that truth was your buddy
Which is sad, 'cause I know you don't have any other
You're wife's a doctor but it's clear you want another lover
That congresswoman won't sleep with you, no matter what you call her
We don't even need to debate, you could get beat by Google scholar
If you are going to dictate to me that Benjamin's are Ben's and Ben's are Benjamin's, then my answer is no.
If I call you a moose, are you suddenly a moose?
The name on your birth certificate is Benjamin
To assert that I should be forced to entertain your delusions that your name is Ben is honestly discusting and is a sign of the fall of the west
Its funny how you conflate sex and gender
A rate of speech like you're on an Adderall bender
Where in the name Boy Scouts is biological
That straw-person must be diabolical
Alright that was fun but I gotta take a break
Destroying the reactionaries has got my brain baked
I got a secret weapon with more notoriety and fame
Uhh what's their name?
It's Thom Avella, I am hella
What? Uh, internet fella
I have have a YouTube channel
Um, please subscribe
Anyway, I'm also on the Twitter
Not by choice, yeah I'm kinda bitter
But where else would I go
To argue with fascists and tankies about those fuckin' liberals
Not owned, not owned like a corn cob
A free-thinker in an internet hate mob
Big dick special big boy energy
But you'll need more than *a surprising lack of scientific, anthropological, and sociological evidence* to get to me
See the reason I have to mention
Got the invisible hand on your erection
In other words Atlas Shrugged on your hard-on
Luckily this is under one Sargon
Hi, this is Thom Avella and today I'm gonna do an impression of Paul Joseph Watson.
"If this beta orbiter soyboy expects me to listen to his 'mixtape' where he mumbles incoherantly over a bunch of music he didn't even write, then imagine my shock"
Alright guys, thanks for watching my video. I'll see you in 3 months. Stay legend.
The fact that you have fans? A disgrace
Their brains must be smaller than Charlie Kirk's face
To consider your faults, you'd never be so darin'
More easily offended than Tomi Lahren
You wear a smirk like your philosophy won't die though
You'll all fall off the face of the cake with the haste of Milo
I'm getting my bean boozled, and what do you know
I look down and my dick is taller than Ben Shapiro