Every once in a while we stumble on ideas that would make a great skit or something. In this case, I had this idea for a "commercial" a while back and jotted it down as an idea.
I'm calling this a song... ish - it's a spoken word piece set to original music - so, song?? It was fun, whatever it is.
The real question is whether something like this would be right on an album... or more likely as a bonus track?
Do you feel restless?
Does life feel unfair?
Do you suddenly have a desire to follow a strange old wizard on a damn fool crusade?
You might have - Midichloritis!
Midichloritis is a life altering condition that results from excess midichlorians in your blood.
Obsession with laser swords,
and delusions of grandeur
Extreme cases include
feelings of temporal displacement
awkward speech patterns
loss of feeling in one's hand
and suicidal tendencies
Some cases can ever result in death.
Forcitol works by eradicating the midichlorian infection in your blood stream, which eliminates the artificial feeling of sensitivity to bogus energy fields created by “all living things”.
Side effects of Forcitol include:
radically altered memory,
including new fancier special effects,
additional shots fired,
association with Gungans
and willingness to re-buy the same thing over and over...
Contact your Imperial Medical Technician to begin a regimen of Foricitol
Because you shouldn't need to feel the force