I know Alexa does not do chores, but what if she did? This has a tune but Alexa has not recorded it for me yet.
Play me a song Alexa
A ditty to get in the mood
A song that matches my dress
Something that goes with the food
One that pairs well with the wine
And makes my house guest think
I am thoughtful and clever
In every endeavor
And as company goes I don't stink.
Restock my shelves Alexa
I'm low on all sorts of stuff
Canned goods, toothbrushes and coffee
I'm not sure I have quite enough
Matchbox cars and granola bars
Office supplies and TP
It shows up on time
with Amazon prime
And sometimes the shipping is free
Vacuum my house Alexa
Do the dishes and let out the dog
And let her back in and then out again
and in...out...in. Yes. It's a slog.
Sort all the laundry and wash it
Fold it and put it away
You don't complain---never!
I'll love you forever!
You save me from my disarray.