After "Twentieth Century Breakup Song" this one was kind of inevitable; the only question was whose POV to use. And that kind of answered itself.
The first half uses a new tune in Dm which really needs to be re-recorded after it stabilizes; it switches to the melody of "Breakup" in the middle of the first chorus.
I saw her walking down the driveway to the bus stop;
With a backpack and a suitcase, and tears running down her face
She stopped and looked me over and said
"Honey, you're a wreck
I sure don't like to leave you in this place."
"I'd like to take you with me but I don't suppose I can;
He's treating you as bad as he did me."
And then said "This is crazy, but
I'll be in town til noon,
So just in case I'm leaving you the key."
I'm only a self-driving truck,
But you have to take chances,
If you want to change your luck,
I'll meet my friend tomorrow and I hope she'll treat me right
I wonder where we'll be tomorrow night.
I met her at the hotel door next morning
She jumped on board and said to me "Hey Honey, you're the best!"
With a dress that matched my paint job
and a camper shell for me,
We hit the road at noon and headed west.
A woman and a self-driving truck
You have to take some chances
And make your own damned luck,
We'll be best friends forever and we'll treat each other right,
And I know who will sleep with me tonight.