The Blorftz's are a notorious blood sucking vampiric race from Draconia 16 (situated East of the Xaxxadonian Star System). Their most recent attack was on a lunar base called NzZkK which means "Fuck You" in the eebeegeebee lingua.
Should probably mention this is the 10x10 challenge where you write 10 songs 10 seconds long each. @expendablefriend made me do this. She said If I didn't do it she would tell everyone my secret that I am afraid of the dark and sleep with a teddy bear. I DON'T want people to know that hence...challenge complete.
2. Attack Again
wdbjd vbaljshb vbslhblaiuelva vhfjhbvjsfv biwbbjvd
Translation: I don't like you at all. I'm going to attack you and I don't care if it messes up your hair.
3. Attack Some More
ffff ffffge slhsfwo cnccncncncncc cskdjc cksdjc cnsdjcw
Translation: I still don't like you. And your hair stinks.
4. Attack (This time we mean it)
acaad wwwww asd ad ad sd haa asdas ddhhaaaa
Translation: No more mercy! Enough is enough! That does it! Fuck you! (oh darling)
5. Guess what? We're Attacking
ggss ggss ggss ksdcakldlakvlkjflajlajhf tahheheheh
Translation: Well golly gosh darnit if we aren't the cutest darlings in attack mode tee hee.
6. 6. 6. Don't look now but, we're Attacking
Translation: Hello. Would you happen to have a knife I can cut you up with? Much appreciated. Speaking of "cut" It appears that legislation will not cut the deficit and that leaves us in the red. Ooooh…red….like blood!!!!
7. Let's not play tennis, Let's Attack
tiiiiiiiiiii tiiiiiiiiiii tiiiiiiiiiiiiii tiiiiiiiii tiiiiiiiiiii tiiiiiiii
Translation: That's strange….you're still alive.
8. Is it just me or are we Attacking?
d d d d d (yeah)
d d d d d (yeah)
d d d d d d dxx sxxxx 3413134 xxxx (yeah)
9. 9. 9. Don't eat the noodles (when being Attacked)
qwerty uiop asdf ghjkl zxc v b nm
Unfortunately I can't translate this because it's vulgar.
10. Don't be mean when Attacking (you stupid bitch)
You're mean. You're a bitch. Fuck you
Translation: You're mean. You're a bitch. Fuck you (It's English in case you're wondering)