Been in a weird funk!!!
Just have to get going somehow...
nothing like a SuperSkirmish to start my flow...
Lyrics only to get me started..
I’ve got everything I need and more
I’ve got so much stuff I can’t close the door.
I’ve got so many things I can hardly see
all the junk in front of me.
Shelves full of books that I’ll never read
Piles of shoes I can hardly believe
clothes of every size and shape
dusty old crap giving me a headache.
Thirty pairs of jeans that don’t fit
pegged and flared
acid washed and ripped...
cut-offs and capris
stretched out of shape
Levis from the 60s I wore on a date.
An Elliptical machine
and a Glamour Stretcher
A jump rope and weights
and a Thigh Master.
Golf clubs and golf shoes
golf magazines galore
I don’t even play Golf
can’t even score.
Enough Bride's-Maid dresses
to fill a room
What I really need is a dust pan and broom
I don’t need anymore material things
and all the stress and distractions they bring….
So come on over and help yourselves
empty my closets and clear out my shelves.
And a blast from the past!
Jack La Lanne and the Glamour Stretcher!!