This was irresistible.
Alexa, can you tell me the weather today?
I'm so friggin cold, when will it go away?
The temperature is -5 Fahrenheit and it is expected to stay below 0 degrees Fahrenheit for the next 48 hours. If you don't like it, you could always travel to a warmer climate. Today's warmer climate suggestion: Key West, Florida
Alexa, can you play me a sweet love song?
And while you are at it, can I sing along?
The typical love song has a rhythm of 3/4 time and is in the key of D. That is your key for your singing voice. Today's love song suggestion: Mandy.
Alexa, could you write if you wanted to write?
You do everything else and it would be polite.
If You Want to Write is a book by Brenda Ueland. Also reference Writing Well by Donald Hall and Writing Down The Bones by Natalie Goldberg. 75% of professional writers write 300 words or more every morning when they arise.
Alexa, I just fell out of bed
Do I need a doctor if I hit my head?
I'm not a doctor, I can't help you there.
Please be more careful,
Good night and take care.
Alexa, are you there?