But lyrics and song content belong to the fawmers who wrote them!
Don't deny it
Even Helen Mirren
Even Helen Mirren.
I know you don't _really_ need another comment on this closure-setting disposal but (butt?) have you by any chance read Terry Pratchett? (In particular, "Snuff" ?
I'm actually interested in doing a demo! Get in touch here or via FB/twitter (I'm Kathy Bramley on there!) Also - hello Chesterfield! I am from Ambergate but live in Shipley West Yorkshire, my aunt and uncle live in Chesterfield. And my brother just about still does.
I love how this is the first song that appears on the song section. It makes me smile every time 😀
Crappy title BTW 😉
Imagine it placed over possibly remixed sections of I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do by ABBA, with gaps for instrumentals to make it recognisable but still fit - I spy a ukele tutorial that would sound great. Or maybe something entirely different - death metal style as slothcore-with-lyrics.
I want the demo! Love the specific mention of Helen Mirren. Makes it funnier.
Eyelash mites don't poo. They explode when they die.
What a load of shit
LOL a masterpiece.
Erm, why didn’t this make it to the album?
I love how this got in as last song and has so much attention 😁
Love the way you use the absurdity of Helen Mirren pooing to prove the general rule about everyone else. Very clever.
Helen Mirren poos? Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
HELEN MIRREN DOES NOT!
I hadn’t thought about last song until now. Classic humor. Glad I checked.
I wasn't really feeling it until verse #2, but then I could feel it way down in my bowels.
I can hear Michael Stipe slapping his forehead. 'Of course! Poos! What was I thinking?'
'Everyone poo's' - last contribution consisting of 3 distinct lines and the last one a repetition of the first - just to emphasise it lest anyone be wondering-
last thing uploaded to FAWM - before the deadline . It is an inspired choice - well worth the effort . Very zen . it so encapsulates the Zeitgeist of 2020/2021. The absurdity and meaninglessness of it is perfect for the times . Shit yeah
Really beautiful! Nice work
Although now I've got Helen Mirren pooping stuck in my mind, so thanks. 😞
This is good shit ya’ll.
I was here for the comments. I think it's a universal thing too.
You had me at poo
Shits universal dog
Just listened again. Wow.
But not everyone wipes. Ha!
Hey @adforperu Love it. Cheers, Smudgie
Such passion and emotion burns right out of the screen. We are not worthy!
Great job getting this fantastic bit of writing in as the last tune!
@tesla3090 said it best.
Now this is some quality shit posting! Bravo sir. Bravo.
What about people with colostomy bags?
Everyone, eh? Yeah, I suppose that's right.
This moved me to horrible tears.
FAWM*** STUPID TEXT TO SPEECH DOESN'T RECOGNIZE ACRONYMS I GUESS LOL
Well what a lovely shitty way to end farm LOL.
I will dispute the claim . I believe she has been squeezing her cheeks for many years 😳😳
to think of all the hours I spend agonising over collocations, when THIS would have sufficed...
Shameless sensationalist grabbing of the last song spot. How awfully crass and in extremely bad taste.
PS - I think I can provide the musical gravitas needed for this subject - collab? 😆
I think, had you considered this just a little more, you could've titled this one Helen Mirren Poos With Her Boobs Out, and that would be your anthemic chorus written. I once posted a photo of my droppings on Facebook as a poignant and witty observation on people's social media habits. It went down like a turd in a bowl, and yet was still more popular than my musical posts. I'm curious to know why the lyric is repeated 8 times. Surely twice would be enough, and then the whole band could join in for #2
You should now change your handle.....
You summed it up nicely
Lovely! Ain't nothing better than a little toilet humour, and to end FAWM on such a subject? It's simply genius. I enjoyed this so much I'm going to memorize these lyrics as a mark to the times 😉 congrats on being last 😁
Ironically appropriate for the last song of FAWM.
poetic, exotic, manic, static, stoic, chaotic, athletic (ok im reaching with that one) - but overall FANTASTIC!
Universal. Relatable. Everything a lyric should be!
As fate would have it. LOL
Congrats on being last.
Helen Mirren, who knew?
whoa! when you hit that brown note, the poop hits the fan!
A poignant end to FAWM 2021. Well done everyone!
Waiting for Helen Mirren's statement on this before I comment.
As the last song of fawm this year, this one goes deep... something we can all connect with... thank you for being so inclusive! 😉
I'm waiting for the drop
This is last song on my feed. Absolutely incredible.
Hmm, you've got a point. 🤔
(Interestingly, writing this while on the can...)
I really hope this is the last song posted. Somehow fitting!!
This is so deep, Ad. I might have a poo right now