I've written at least one song about FAWM itself before, and a number of songs about sleep dysfunction (write what you know!), but the combination is new.
It's not technically over until midnight on the International Date Line. I've still got time to finish!
To the tune of "Red River Valley."
It’s just hours until FAWM’s truly over
But I’ve still got my eye on the prize
So I’ll stay up all night writing filk songs
When I ought to be closing my eyes
I’m awake still at zero dark thirty
And still trying to make my fourteen
Because I’ve been on Red Bull all night now
And I’m fully hopped up on caffeine
Now I think I’m in reach of the quota
So that under the deadline I’ll squeak
Here’s to making the goal by the morning
Then in March I will sleep for a week