With apologies to my roommate, who usually has to deliver this message to me...
To the tune of "Simple Gifts."
Will you please wash the dishes that you’ve left in the sink?
They’ve been there all week and they’ve begun to stink
I know that you’re busy, but you must take the time
To clean the pans you left caked in grime
When roommate harmony’s in play
To keep up our chores we should not delay
So wash your dishes when you cook every night
So our household hygiene will be all right