A true story. To the tune of "Morning Has Broken."
Laptop has broken, time to repair it
Maybe replace it, it’s about time
Shop on the website, cringe at the prices
What they are charging should be a crime
Made some decisions, like what’s the screen size
Mem’ry and graphics, processor core
Now place the order, I’ll choose a timeslot
When we’ll pick up at the Apple Store
Booted the new one, then hit some roadblocks
Why does the Pro have no USBs?
Got an adapter at Microcenter
Now will you read my file backup please?
Copied the file drive, though it took hours
Finally logged in, let’s give three cheers
Now that it’s working, let’s hope that this one
Stays in condition for a few years