Just a quick one take demo for this one because I had the lyrics and there were too many lines that made me laugh to not post it!
A bit of background for anyone that doesn't live in the UK:
Our Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, is basically a pathetic joke. He's constantly getting caught lying, written racist newspaper articles in the past and rode to power on the back of idiocy of Brexit. Think Trump but with marginally more self-awareness.
Johnson went to Eton College, like 19 other Prime Ministers before him. This "old boys network" has basically allowed him to climb to the top, despite being utterly incompetent.
He's led a frankly embarrassing response to the pandemic full of u-turns and corrupt contracts for his mate's companies but there seems to be this weird narrative from a lot of people that he's "doing the best he can," like he's a plucky kid that's helping out instead of the leader of our country, like he's supposed to be. Not when they hear this diatribe though! The revolution starts here!
A couple of other things you might not get:
An Eton Mess is a dessert
An egg and spoon race is a kids activity, where you run a race while balancing an egg on a spoon
There is a long running TV advert over here that features a talking dog named Churchill.
Rudolf Hess was a prominent Nazi
Boris does his boo hoo face on again
The one that says another hundred thousand people dead
Says he's done his best and again there's the face
You're the Prime Minister, mate
Not a kid in an egg and spoon race
He thinks he's just like Chuchill and he certainly is
Just a shame it's the dog
Just to the left of Rudolf Hess
Time for that British tradition
An Eton Mess
A breeding ground for psychopathy
Ripped from their parents
Taught they done require empathy
Don't matter how much you cheat and lie
Long as you're wearing the right school tie
They think that they're like Nelson and they certainly are
Just a shame that it's the bully from The Simpsons
Propped up by the right-wing press
Contracts for all, if you donate
To this Eton Mess
No matter how you transgress
Still fail upwards just like the rest
Of this Eton Mess