I couldn't do a horror movie parody album and not include one of my all-time favorite franchises!!
Parody of "Celebration" by Kool and the Gang
You caused an alteration
Flight 180’s primed
We can’t wait to fly,
Oh, wait...no way.
There is something really wrong round here,
A premonition, now you should disappear..
You messed the design, seems that now you’re screwed.
You gotta Mac Daddy pissed, he’s coming for you. (you’re done now)
Hey Tod, sorry mate, didn’t get there in time.
We’re gon meet our fate, watch out for that sign.
In all my life I never,
Have seen a dude, wire fenced severed.
Coaster broke and now they’re hurled, game on!
Tanning date, they’re fried, come on,
Nascar genocide, come on,
There’s a presence all around I fear,
I see a log truck, I guess I better veer.
Some squishy karma, from a spa statue,
We gotta really great grilled arm bar-b-que. (It’s gone now)
Some tanks detonate, then our hero flies. (yeah, yeah)
Don’t get acclimated to having both eyes.
Get off, that elevator,
Crushed by tub, John’s a crater.
It’s coming for each boy and girl! (you’re gone)
Bifurcate your mind (come on)
Now there’s a wait, at the Drive-Thru.
Separate your spine (come on)
Give it an 8. .2
We’re gonna go see Bludwerth tonight,
The signs await, we’re alright.
Ms. Lawton’s moving on with her life,
John Denver played, oooh, there’s a knife. (Baby)
Now Andy would look real good in a stew.
You don’t catch the bus, it catches you.
I’m worried that Kat’s been hitting the pipe,
And Evan is, just out of sight!