This is a song about Time Travelling Attorneys. They have found a time machine and use it to traverse the temporal threads suing historical figures as they go.
My voice is now shot, and I could barely hold it together in the last verse
@kajati plays bass and keeps the damn thing together as usual.
a mad scientist working late at night
pulls a lever and sends us back in time
the dinosaurs are scary and roaches big as cats
but a meteor from space squashes them all flat
lucky we were lawyers so we knew we’d survive
we looked around and found two others alive
we signed a fruity contract with adam and eve
we beat god to the payoff and forced him to leave
we sued leonardo for copyright abuse
we had the mona lisa so we knew he’d lose
we took galileo for all his worth
now everyone knows the sun goes round the earth
we’re time travelling attorneys
journeying back through the ages
using our detailed knowledge of past events
we shape outcomes and win cases
committed to our clients
we remain part of an award winning team
now, and into the past
*sheesh, just noticed almost every line starts with "we".
Like writing a job cover letter and trying not to start every paragraph with "I"