in 2019 at Conflikt, we were hanging out and Eric was telling the story about the resume he saw for a Windows Sys Admin that had misspelled Windows as Wandows. People started riffing on WandOS - as in the Operating System for Wands. We thought that was hilarious and added it to our song idea stack.
We originally wanted to do this commercial for a bonus EP of songs called Sales Of Interest - all geeky commercials for fake products. Coming in to Feb, we had pages of jokes and bits, but no clear structure.
So, FAWM is for getting bits turned into full things 😀 There was a bunch of stuff we left on the cutting room floor due to time. (No one wants a 5 minute commercial do they?) Still, this was a lot of fun.
That wizard has a spell so great that everything just glows
They swish and flick and Accio and then they strike a pose
You see their wand and you say I gotta get me one of those
That can only mean that their wand is running WandOS
That wizard summoned fire while everyone else just froze
They can launch things to the moon with their Ascendios
If you want your wand to be better than the pros
It’s time for you to find a wand that’s running WandOS