Thanks to autocorrect I was presented with an opportunity to answer the question "How are we gonna keep business afloat after this is all over?" ....with the likelihood that people aren't using sat navs or makeup because they're all stuck indoors I figured the only way for Garnier and Garmin to balance the books is to get a fat military contract and genetically develop the perfect assassin.
As you are aware events in 2020 & 2021 have resulted in an ecomic downturn for our company, with shares falling an unprecedented 4.3337 percent. Other industries have been equally affected due to the pandemic. With this in mind the government has granted stimulus in the form of collaborative contracts for the research and development of products for... Military applications. This will kick-start a period of financial growth over the next 5 years for our company members . So without further ado we present the first of many projects from the combined efforts of the finest scientists of ourselves at laboritoire garner and our partners garmin. This... Is Project "smooth criminal"
As you can see the outer skin is flexible and supple, allowing absorption of blows from an unarmed foe. It is also smooth and naturally moist, allowing traversal of air vents, or between the bars of fences, for example. Our partners at Garmin have developed a revolutionary neuro implant using the latest path finding technologies and algorithms, current test data shows a 98.7 percent rate of success in finding, tracking, and eliminating targets.