I'm planning on releasing two albums this year. One of all original songs and one of horror movie parodies. The originals are pretty much written, but I need to pound out a few more horror parodies. Barring any crazy inspirations, I'm gonna focus the rest of FAWM on those.
This one is about my favorite horror movie of 2020, the Netflix movie "His House," and is a parody of two songs: "Our House" by Madness and CSNY.
London bound, they passed the test,
Got a home, it’s repossessed,
It’s a gonna need a few repairs.
Now they thrive with little means,
They need to Fixer Up this scene,
The hell was that sound?
His House, just a little past High Street,
His house, his mind twiddles and he
He seems a bit unwound,
He’s trying to renovate this mess.
With just 74 pounds.
His flopping woes abound
In every wall a ghost is found,
Water damage all around.
His House, now he’s getting little sleep,
His House, now he’s getting little,
His House, where an Apeth like to creep,
(This is my house he screams as he takes out his tool kit)
His wife thinks he’s been a jerk,
Follows the fruit to where they lurk,
And starts chatting with the ghoul.
Then she gets back her necklace,
Grabs a knife, not going to miss,
He’s gonna pay.
His house, is a very, very, scary town house,
With garbage in the yard,
He’s got the exits barred,
He tried to say they’re queasy, but no move…
His House, in the middle of the sea,
His House, he just piddled in his..
Peeling paper in the den,
He’s seeing spirits now and then.
They gave him such a scary good fright,
Happens every night, quick clap on the lights.
Now Rial has to get away,
Locked him in a room today.
So he’d stay, shut him up with abhorrence,
Like Jack Torrence.
Was this all a game of chess,
Got all she wanted, well unless,
There’s possibly enough downsides.
This old house still needs upkeep.
Flopping solo’s kind of steep,
So Night WItch-a-cide.
His House, local blokes here idealize,
His House, it’s not always about size.
His House, can’t bring cats within these bricks,
His House, seems a pattern on Netflix
His House, loved this movie and I chaff,
His House, made it hell to play for laughs.
His House, now he finds it hard to sleep.
His House, where an Apeth likes to creep.