Does your afterlife have a Beer Volcano?
I pulled out the Taylor 12-string for this one, because worship songs are supposed to be played on a Taylor for some reason.
The cosmos is a great machine,
So you need an engineer.
Thus, there must be a creator
I think that much is clear.
But I only know one Deity
With volcanoes of Beer.
...So raise your voice and praise his Noodley Goodness.
Some may sing hosannas
Of angels in the sky
And Kathy promised Hiltons
To all the good fen when they die
But where's the beer and pirates?
So I have to wonder why
...Won't you raise your voice and praise his Noodly Goodness
I don't know who this Russel is
Or how he likes his tea.
It's not the sort of thing we learned
One thing I know for certain is:
Religion must be free.
...So raise your voice and praise his Noodley Goodness
The pasta bowl of afterlife
Is not a thing to fear.
There is a Stripper Factory
And Volcanoes of Beer
Place a colander upon your head
It's quite jaunty headgear
...And raise your voice and praise his Noodley Goodness
...They had me at volcanoes of beer
I'll raise my voice and praise his Noodley Goodness
Yes I'll sing Ramen and praise his Noodley Goodness