R-Kelly isn't as popular these days but you have to understand I was listening to the Ignition remix and I'm looking at my son and laughing as I'm making up lyrics on the fly. I tell you, sleep deprivation makes for strange times. I had fun, posting incomplete lyrics to the adoration of the mommas and the poppas that appreciated them. I hope you do as well.
Now normally, I don't try this but uh
We gone head' on and break 'em off wit a lil' preview of the pee mix
Hey I'm not tryin' to be rude,
But hey Little Pear I see that you
Filled up you diaper, line is blue
And I think I smell some poo.
That's why I change you fast as hell
Just in case yo booty smell
Hold you like a football bro
Running 'round on the field
I heard baby go toot toot
Yeah I'm sure he went pee pee
Changin' pampers to and fro
Daddy's job don't act like you know.
I love my family' addition
Formula's in the kitchen
Mama be poppin' out booby
This child be eatin' and poopin'.
Sittin' on the sofa
Baby's under my arm
It's the freakin' weekend
baby's sleepin' having some fun.
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
Bounce Bounce Bounce (My legs tired...)
Now it's like murder she wrote
Try to get you out them clothes
Bathtub is ready to go.
But still I can hear you screamin' more
Boy I'm feelin' what you feelin'
bath tub temp is perfect and
I’m about to wash this baby then,
Stick in the crib again
Similac warmin’, the wife told me “hey lator.”
There’s a mess everywhere, I try to find the toy gator.
I got his toy box on the left.
Laundry on the right.
Sure I’ll get this done, but it will take me all night.
And after I’m done she come back from the party.
I say how was the party?”Its just want I wanted”
She was gonna tell me more, but we heard some sobbin.
Then we ran into the room to get back on the job and.
Now he drifts off to sleep.
Turning all the lights off
Hear Baby radio.
I made sure he’s nice and tucked.
I bounced him up and down
Be running round and round
Clean the pee mix
we both hugging it out.