This is a groovy death metal song of the hardships that a pirate faces in their life.
Cutting off an arm is not really fun
Wipe yer arse with a hook on a toilet run
Hobble around with peglegs (peglegs!)
's far from glorious it needs to be said
The life of a pirate is full of pain
In the butt quite literally with diarrhea stains
Scurvy, lice, rats and mice the little bastards terrorize
The life of a pirate!
Shiver me timbers
Harrdy yarrdy yarr
The life of a pirate
Is frickin hard
Life of a pirate is pretty frickin' hard
Walk the plank and land-a-hoy we sail the waters dark