So, the challenge this week was to write a song with someone's name. I really had no ideas until this hit me yesterday, thinking about a conglomeration of people in the news and on my social media feeds that drive me crazy. I won't say so much more as the title probably speaks for itself. You know who I'm talking about!
Hey, Maggie, don’t you get me wrong,
But here we are singing that same old song.
I tweet WandaVision is real great show,
But you bust a thread about hating Joe.
Hey, Maggie, just hear my plea,
I can’t stand another conspiracy,
Now you’re gone, it seems you’ve had enough
I guess you gotta little fear of facts and stuff.
Hey MAGA Maggie, what you gotta say,
You gonna get another 8 fact checks today.
Even though it’s over, you’re still posting Don,
Well I’ve heard you’ve gone full Q’Anon.
Hey MAGA Maggie, screamin’ “It was Stolen!”
Well you took your little tantrum to the Capitol an’
Thought you were real rebel when you joined the frey,
I guess nobody warned you bout pepper spray.
Hey, Maggie, you went away,
And I got a me little mental health va-cay.
Don’t see your posts, now when I’m scrollin,
That always commenced an all day rabbit hole and..
Hey, Maggie, don’t get the blues,
Since the sites were blocked, where you got your news..
Well maybe it’s not a full defeat,
You can always count, on your leader's tweets….psych
Hey MAGA Maggie, live your fairytail,
But get real good and cozy in your Facebook jail.
Thank God you’re gone and your crap deceased,
We get a whole lot safer and little peace.
Hey MAGA Maggie, some day you’ll see,
There’s no proof to validate your conspiracy.
The votes were counted, and it seems you're pissed,
And welcome to that no...fly...list!
Hey MAGA Maggie, you’re fame will swell,
When someone parodies your antics on SNL.
We all saw the vid, where you got perturbed,
When they kicked anti-masked ass to the curb.
Hey MAGA Maggie, I guess you were sparen,
Cuz I really should’ve called this song MAGA Karen.
And I’ve got one more request and it ain’t hard,
Could you please just finally take that flag...out your yard.