We have to do half a song for Leap Year?! Let's talk about how doing the FAWM this year destroyed my love life!!!!
I could never believe, that this Fawming would be,
The ultimate end of, my matrimony.
But she told me Feb eve, if you get into song zone,
You’re gonna end up all alone.
Cuz there’s no food, or paychecks, no sleep, no sex,
And my routine leads to a fight.
I swear, I’ll be, in bed early,
But I got one song left tonight.
Now, I’m half a man, she took half our things,
The only pair I have left, is a set of rings.
Got half the kids, got half my pride, my bank account has half of my money inside.
She took half of everything, when I Fawmed on too long,
So I’ve only got half a song…..