Apparently in some places you really are supposed to disclose if a house you're selling in haunted (or reputed to be so).
Come in, I’m sure you’ll like this house, the tour won’t take too long
There’s lots of space, the kitchen’s new, it’s selling for a song.
Oh, why so cheap? Well, there might be one tiny thing that’s wrong
It’s slightly haunted
Okay, so yes, that isn’t paint that’s dripping down the walls
And yes, the doors might lock themselves when you walk down the halls
Just get a decent exorcist, okay? I’ll make some calls
It’s not that haunted
And, sure, I understand how all of this must make you feel
But--hardwood floors! And see that view! No really, it’s a steal!
I’d hate to have you needlessly miss out on this great deal
Just ‘cause it’s haunted
Another buyer gone, oh well. That’s sometimes how it goes.
This realtor gig’s like any job, it has its highs and lows.
It’s such a shame the local laws require us to disclose
This house is haunted