Teaching is often more about process than product. Mrs. B's grade 6 class really wanted to write a rap about chicken nuggets. In an incredibly loud, raucous, disorderly 30 minutes, this emerged. There will be no demo, and this old teacher needs advil.
Mr. McGaughey and Mrs. B's Grade 6 class.
We don't like chicken tenders
We like Chicken nuggets
Chicken nuggets are so good (x2)
When you order 10 nuggets but only get 9
You have to go back into line
Then you get 11 and you're feeling fine.
Last week I went to KFC.
I ordered 10 nuggets but only got 3.
I like my chicken nuggets with lime
I like to eat them all the time
I like them fresh
Chicken nuggets are 'da best
If I don't get chicken nuggets I'll be depressed.
I don't want nuggets of gold
All that bling leaves me cold
There is only one thing to fill my gut
I am a chicken nugget nut.
Chicken nuggets might be a snack
But when provoked they will attack
Be sure that don't get too near
Chicken nuggets are closer than they appear.
I'll get my chicken nuggets, even if I dont get rest
I'll get my chicken nuggets from a bird's nest.
I ain't gonna rest until I get my chicken nuggets
even if they're from a nest.