More people are paying attention to baseball this year but mostly because of the Astro’s cheating
I think they should call them the Astroisks from this point on, as their title is in question.
Lyrics copyright 2020 Scott Lake
a camera out in center field
a focus on the hand that calls the deal.
tv in the locker room, garbage can in the hall,
the batter knows if a slider is the call.
two point four mil home fans watched you cheat
at home there was hardly an empty seat
all those beers that they bought, foul balls that they caught
thinking you won but it all was for naught
Astroisks your wins are thinly veiled
everyone knows now how your foes were assailed
when they threw you a heater, they didn’t know you were all cheaters
your championships are sullied by your game.
they want you to turn your trophy in
because now they know you really didn’t win
vacate the title, cheating is your idol
Astroisks you’re defenseless in this sin
how’s it feel?
Scandalized for pitches that you steal.