My second electric is an old Fender Telecaster with a dubious history that I bought off a Greek guy who ran a recording studio. I keep it in DADGAD tuning for whenever the blues are needed.
And yep, that's what I was up to yesterday. Makes a change, I guess. I suppose a Computerised Axial Tomography Scanner counts as an inanimate object, so I'm counting this as my entry for this week's challenge!
Woke up this morning; I was suffering inside
It's slowly dawning on me this distress can't be denied
(pain worse than I can describe)
Went to the doctor, asking "Doc, what should I do?"
He looked me up and down and told me, "CT scan for you!"
("Fancy-pantsy scan for you!")
"Take your pants off and then lie upon this bed
Obey the lady's voice from just behind your head
The whole procedure takes a minute, maybe two
And then, upon this screen, we'll look inside of you."
That's when my skeleton appeared before my eyes
With my internal organs in it - just imagine my surprise
(it's cooler than I realised!)
So that's what happened to me just the other day
And now I'm waiting to hear just what the doctors say
(I need to know what the doctors say)