I've never been much for awards shows; as Dickey Betts once remarked about strip clubs, "that's something I'd rather do than watch." It would have been funnier if I'd posted this on Monday, but it took me till today to realize it would be better on guitar than with the pompous orchestration I was trying to work out. Sigh. Once more to the bodhi tree.
The statues may only be plated
And they say they're surprisingly light
But it's an honor just to be nominated
Who are you wearing tonight?