I dunno, I'm always fantasizing about using this or that song as an intro tape for the band, assuming we ever end up in a situation that warrants one.
So i made one.
It's inspired by those crazy old time radio preachers, such as this fellow.
brothers and sisters I'm here to tell you at this time that you're only hope for your salvation lies in the power of the blues
too many people hence forth have placed their faith in such false creeds as religion, Scientology homoeopathy crystallography oceanography new wave psychobabbley cosmic ordering and bibliography
Only the power of the blues can deliver you from the screaming void of emptiness that is life in our present day. It's energies rise up from the core of the earth and fuel your ardour with the vitality of molten magma. It's sensibilities descend from higher planes of reality and invigorate your mind with primal lust that makes you feel as strong as 50 wild boars
What killed the dinosaurs? THE BLUES
What sank Atlantis? THE BLUES
what delivered LEWIS AND CLARK to the far side of the continental United States through miles upon miles of hostile territory when death seemed their only likely fate? THE BLUES AND NOTHING ELSE
Well now, this evening my friends you have the pleasure of beholding the utmost proponents of true primal lustful magma fuelled blues in these shitty little Islands and maybe the world
Brothers and sisters THE SPIKE DIRECTION EFFECT